Interview
A:I have a interview on friday, a big company.
B:Really, that's great.
A: Before you go to that interview, check yourself.
B: What's to check?
A: Are your nails clean? Did you wrote a resume ?
B: Yes, they are.
A: Did you double-check your nose and teeth?
B: They are clean, too.
A: Did you shine your shoes?
B: My shoes are shined.
A: Do your socks match?
B: Of course they match.
A: No, they don't. One is black and one is dark blue.
B: Yikes! Thank you.