Kung Pao Chicken

Kung Pao Chicken

Leave off MSG, please.

I'm allergic to pepper.

I told you to leave off the onion.

A: What is Mapo Beancurd?lt sounds great.

B: It's a kind of spicy tofu and very popular.

A: Oh, no. I can't eat spicy food. My stomach is not good.

B; I'm sorry, but I don't know what you like. What about the chicken soup?lt's very good for your stomach.

A: Great, and give me some rice.

(A guest just sees a dentist and needs to eat something not to chew.)

Waiter: Good afternoon, sir. Here is the menu.

Guest: Thanks. By the way, I've just been in the dentist's and I'd like j something which doesn't require chewing.

Waiter: Is there anything you can not eat?

Guest: No.

Waiter: I see. How about Kung Pao Chicken? The chefs recommendat­ion for today.

Guest: I had chicken for lunch yesterday, so I'd like to try something   else.

Waiter: How about beef curry?

Guest: Well, I'll have that. But boiled well done, please. What is I soup today?

Waiter: Ifs egg soup, sir.

Guest: Great!It's my favorite. I'il have that.

Waiter: Would you like stewed rolls with your soup?

Guest: No, that's all. I'm trying to lose weight.

Waiter: Thank you, sir. Wait a minute, please.